Portland House of Music and Events
What’s the Stache Pag?
At the Stache Pag (Mainer for “Moustache Pageant”), mustachioed men (and facial hair-clad women!) perform for your adulation while competing for the title of Mr. Stache Pag. Each contestant, in numerical order, will strut his stuff on the catwalk while the host announces his name and a few observations. Each mustachio gets five seconds and some funky music to work with, and work it they will.
At the close of the first round, the competition will move into the talent portion of the program.
Talent Portion of the Program…
…Has these three parts:
A. Facial Hair-aoke
B. Stache Pag Kung Fu Challenge
C. Rapid Fire 5-second statue
After the talent our esteemed judges will present five awards:
The Burgundy – Best Natural Moustache, no beard.
1899 Maine Legislature – Best Styled Moustache, no beard.
The Castaway – Best Full Beard.
The Thigh Tickler – Best Freestyle Facial Hair, anything goes.
Mr. Stache Pag- Best in Show
Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 day of show.
Doors at 7 pm.
All of our tickets are paperless. Purchased tickets will be at will call at the door. All you need to do is arrive with your ID and enjoy the show!